truth be told i miss you.

• me: *seductively runs hand through hair*
• me: *seductively gets hand caught in huge knot*

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

kkkatnip:

ohbuggeryfuck:

I am so happy that this exists in gif form

This is the most entertaining BBC series I have ever watched

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

(Source: mangasee)

peterezi:

peterezi:

i always read the word polish as polish at first

wait shit

(Source: shixn)

(Source: johannamasons)

(Source: fuckyeahrihanna)

okmom:

VERY into this

(Source: milklotus)

Half geek, half rock god.

Archie is so hot, I literally want to wrap myself around his face like an angry, horny octopus.

(Source: sonietta)

thisbrunetteslife:

dysphorism:

can you kill yourself without making a commitment to death forever

like just die for a year or something

then be like

im back bitches

View in High Quality →

shinimasu:

A tree’s root system merges with a brick walkway

trillow:

fun prank:
buy a real handgun and paint the nozzle tip bright orange so it looks like a plastic toy gun. pick a fight with a thug. pull out the gun. he will laugh. shoot him. he will die

(side note: you will be arrested for this)

samandriel:

do you ever just google something really random out of curiosity and then you realize that if someone saw your internet history they’d think you’re a pregnant serial killer with a really rare disease

(Source: samandriel)

g-iggle:

do you ever get like that mini exorcism spazz shiver shit and be all 

pettanko-:

(Source: binayo)